> RE: Y-to-K Date Change Project Status
>
> Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
> We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
>
> We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
> backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
> change.
>
> We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K"
> date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs
> and all data to reflect your new standards:
>
> Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
> August, September, October, November, December
>
> As well as:
> Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
>
> We trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest,
> none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to us. But we understand it
> is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
> And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which,what do
> you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over
> from 99 to 00?
>
> We'll await your direction.


(by Kecy, 10.3.1999)